Oh God it's a blog [FC]

Oh good lord what do I do here, what does this button do, what does that button do, what do ANY of these buttons do. Why do people look at this thing, what do I have that the others don't. What does my little craphole of a blog have that other blogs don't. It looks like crap, my inability to make good things make it look like crap, what do people want with my blog. Why do people pay attention to me, even though I'm just a guy. Like, what do people want with me, I'm just a guy who goes on the internet, not the president of the USA. Like, what makes me special. Is it because I got a music player on this thing? Or is it because I got a sense of humor, either way, what do I have that makes me special. I mean, I'm a massive idiot when it comes to things like math, engineering, and many other subjects. Is it because I play random indie games that everyone in the room dumps for CAWADOOTY, alongside retro games like Doom, Doom 2, Heretic, and Hexen, or is it because I'm a massive idiot. Do I look like I know anything about computers, let alone how to be a good Doom player, or Hotline Miami player, or ANYTHING. Or is it because some people care about me, that give a flying crap about what I do, or how I look, or how I talk, or whatever. Is it because I know more about old games then I do about CAWADOOTY, or BOOTLFEILD, or whatever generic brown schlock FPS they got on the market today. Is it because you just want a good laugh at my stupidity? Is it because I'm into metal and whatever the Hotline Miami soundtrack is? Or is it because I can be easily bullied into whatever you want me to do? Because if you do that, then stop, now. Then heck, go nuts with whatever you want to do involving me, unless it's the bullying part, don't do that, you come of as a massive jerk. And besides, you do want to have a good life, right? Not with the guilt that you bullied someone into doing your own work, because you just love watching people suffer, right? Anyhow, I've hit the minimum amount of words I could have on this thing, so, in case you didn't read all of that, most of what I spent typing for at least several days won't matter to you at all.